I love Wicked so much i am gonna post some funny lines!!!!
Glinda: It doesn’t make it better that your still riding that old thing!!
Elphie: Well we all can’t come and go by bubble.
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Glinda: Yes dear just follow that one road the whole time…oh i hope she doen’t get lost, i’m just terrible at giving directions.
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Glinda: Oh give the girl back her shoes Elphie, and that dog-dodo?
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Elphie: So you lied to them!?
Wizard: Only verbly.
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Glinda: Good to see me isn’t it? No need to answer, that was retorical.
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Glinda: It seems the artichoke is steamed.
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Glinda: I know you don’t want to hear this but someone has to say it! You are out of control! They are just shoes… let it go!
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Elphie: I clash with everything.
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(Glinda slaps Elphie)
Elphie: (crackles) Feel better?
Glinda: Yes, I do!
Elphie: Good! (slaps Glinda) So do I!
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Elphie: Okay lets get this over with, no i’m not seasick, yes i’ve always been green, No i didn’t eat grass as a child!!
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Glinda: Okay stand… i will turn your frock into a beautiful ball gown! Stand up… Ball gown! BALL GOWN! Is this thing on??
Elphie: You want me to try?
Glinda: No, I’ve got it! You know what? Just wear the fronk–it’s pretty.
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Elphie: Lets go to the Emerald City
Glinda: Lets go shopping!!
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Fiyero: I’ve been thinking
Elphie: Yes (pause) I’ve heard.
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Glinda: Dearest Momsie and Popsicle
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Glinda: Fiyero and i are getting married!!
Elphie: He asked you already?
Glinda: No, he doesn’t know yet. Now your turn.
Elphie: I don’t have anything.
Glinda: Oh come on, and i told you a really good one!!!
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Elphie: I don’t cause commotions… I am one!
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Wicked…the whole play cracked me up!! (like an egg) I love all of them especially the last one cause it relates to me sooooooo well!!!
Big wicked fan, but can someone explain the ‘lemons and melons and pears. oh my’ quote, and also ‘it seems the artichoke is steamed’ one?
Thanks!
Lions, and tigers and bears, oh my. Line from wizard of oz
Artichokes are green…steamed is an idiom for angry.